Today A&E is showing an episode of Mysteries of the Bible titled Love and Sex in the Bible. I can't believe that they let children read this stuff. The stories are better than Days of Our Lives! Just imagine Marlena receiving two strange guests into her house for the night when an angry mob of horny sodomites demand their release. Marlena, being a great host, refuses to disrespect her guests so instead she scarifies Sammy (image Sammy was a virgin at some point in her life) to the horny mob of apparently bi-sexual sodomites. How great would that be? I never cared much for Sammy's character anyway. In my opinion, a Sodom & Gomorrah episode would have been much better than the exorcist rip-off when Marlena was possessed by Satan.

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