A Tier 1,000,000th Cadidate Breaks Through
Forget Hilary and Obama. Vote for presidential nominee Ruth Bryant White! Ruth broke into the running after submitting a YouTube video for the CNN democratic debate where she announced her candidacy for president of the United States. Ruth may not have any direct experience that would qualify her to be our president, but she’s got the experience of hard-knocks. Through her groundbreaking self-published book,"Life Through the Eyes of an Interracial Couple,” she tells the story of her triumph over adversity as an interracial couple in a racist society. But don’t feel sorry for Mrs. White. She is not looking for your pity or any special privileges. Especially not those “special rights” that are sought by those gay and lesbian activists. This was the key point of her YouTube question posed to the democratic candidates, inquiring whether “you said homosexuality is moral”? Sadly, this video was not chosen. But no matter, Mrs. White is stumping for her 29 point platforms which include items like #25 “Opening The Political Doors To those that Are Not In The “Good Old Boys or Women’s Club, ” #20 “Bring A Color Blind America To Our Society Interracial/Multiracial Racial Categories Census/Religion/Media/Workplace/Entertainment Industry” and #17 “Restoring Traditional Family Values Phase I , We’re going to get America Back On Track but we must work together and be taken out of our comfort zone to do what I propose to you.” To help her bring these goals to fruition, Mrs. White has proposed bringing in Condoleezza Rice as her “Co-President” as well as an impressive list of cabinet members including “CNN Headline News’s Nancy Grace,” “Fox News Michelle Malkin and Laura Ingraham,” “American Idol’s Ace Young, and Jordin Sparks,” and even the lovely Ms. Jessica Alba. If that isn’t going to put this broken nation on the road to recovery, perhaps the good Lord will take note and lend a hand with Mrs. White and her proposed “Presidential Prayer team” that will be manned by the likes of “J.C. Watts and Deon Sanders.” But don’t take my word for it. Visit Mrs. White’s campaign site at http://www.rbwforpres2008.com/ and find out for yourself.
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