Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I've got holes on the brain

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Is it possible to be drunk for three days? On Saturday I went on a 12 hour drinking binge (no doubt unconscious self-medicating behavior to assuage the stress from my laundry list of current failures) and, even today, if i move my head too fast the room trails way behind--without even the smalled drop of acid! This reminds me of an educational program I once watched that was created to scare teens away from underage drinking. They performed CAT scans on teens who enjoyed tipping the bottle and “showed” them the irreparable damage they have already done to their brains. Of course at the time I scoffed at such an idea. After all, I drank like a fish in high school, graduated with honors and went on to a successful 10 year stint in higher education. Oh SHIT! They must be right! Only losers and brain damaged lushes stay in college for 10 years. I must have holes in my brain. This explains my current problems finishing my thesis. I have growing holes in my brain that I’ve acquired after many many (many many) years of too much fun. Can I quit my job and collect disability for this?

Posted by RiOtPoOf on 06/26 at 10:35 PM
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